VerdictOne elderly performer and as many young partners as he can line up, no writing, no ambition, 74 scenes and nothing new since April 2026.
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- AdultPrime subscribers who want exactly that record
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- Nothing here beyond Hans, so the network is the reason to pay.
- €14.99/mo
- €59.88 / year
- €299 lifetime
Old Hans is one man’s site, built around a single elderly performer working through as many young partners as he can line up. There is no scenario writing and no production ambition, just a record of what Hans gets up to, and the audience for this wants exactly that and nothing more. The tour shows the pattern: Samantha Sparkle at 48 minutes, Chloe Heart at 20, each scene a visit that ends the same way, with a new update every week by the site’s own promise, though AdultPrime’s list shows one every two weeks between June 2024 and 26 April 2026, and nothing since. Pricing: a month that has cost anywhere from €9.99 to €19.99 this autumn as the promos rotate, €59.88 for a year, €299 for life, with crypto accepted, and the AdultPrime pass adds ninety-plus studios with forty-plus updates a week across the network. OldieX, the mature bundle on the same pass, is far busier, 975 videos since 2017 and a new one every few days. Niche and unpretentious, with the network as the sensible reason to pay.
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